Hunky Doray

I know there is one because I have it. Some have diagnosed me as having a particular mutation: A55-H0-L3.

This particular gene mutation manifests itself in an almost Tourette-like inability to stop myself from issuing forth whatever inane utterance hits the frontal lobe, all the while believing myself to be funny, sincere or intelligent. The ease of use, and high availability of outlets like Twitter and blog comments only serve to spread the stupidity further, multiplying its effects.

I suppose I’ll come to terms with it. In the meanwhile, I’ll continue to make enemies of those I admire, annoy those I like, and talk my way out of opportunities to work with clever people.